PotterWho AU: 1/3
↳River Song as the new Defense Against the Dark Arts Professor.#RIVER TEACHING AT HOGWARTS #RIVER TUTORING HERMIONE AND ENCOURAGING HER AND MAKING SURE SHE NEVER DOUBTED HOW MUCH AWESOME SHIT SHE COULD DO #RIVER TAKING GINNY UNDER HER WING BECAUSE GETTING A FAMOUS GUY’S ATTENTION IS HER SPECIALTY #RIVER TELLING LUNA STORIES ABOUT ALL THE AMAZING THINGS IN OTHER DIMENSIONS THAT REALLY EXIST THAT RIVER’S SEEN THAT LUNA ONLY IMAGINES #RIVER WHACKING RON ON THE BACK OF THE HEAD ON A REGULAR BASIS #RIVER CHALLENGING HARRY AND PUSHING HIM HARD BECAUSE SHE KNOWS BEING A SUPER HERO IS NOT EVEN MOSTLY FUN AND GAMES #RIVER HAVING TEA WITH MCGONAGALL AFTER A LONG DAY #RIVER RIVER RIVER IN ALL THE PLACES
This is not a thing I knew I wanted, but there is so much want
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Say what you will about River Song— this is one of my favorite love stories ever.
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“His future is my past; his firsts are my lasts.”
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#he’s like ‘… no but what is happening- RIVER WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR… YOUR… BACKSIDE NEAR MY… PRIVATE PARTS?’ #’RIVER YOUR PARENTS ARE HERE. RIVER STOP IT THIS IS NOT FUNNY. RIVER WHAT DID YOU DO? WHAT IS THIS STRANGE FEELING IN MY… PRIVATE REGIO… #’RIVER YOU CANNOT DO THAT TO ME! YOU CANNOT LEAVE ME LIKE THAT! I AM THE LAST OF THE TIME LORDS! I AM THE ONCOMING STORM! #’oh wait. that’s not the best title at the very moment. RIVER!!!!’
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