Agent Coulson has visited Captain America’s memorial since he was six years old.
Except now, Captain America visits his.
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wibblywobblycas said: BUTTS
Anonymous asked you: got any drawings of butts?
Anonymous asked you: Could you draw the Avengers having a car wash and/or bake sale to raise funds for new gear/outfits?
mutatedmusings asked you: ok if you’re still taking requests how about agent coulson and tony admiring steve’s ass???
thor and hawkeye are awol because i literally spent all my energy drawing a butt
Oh my god yes!
Ladies and gentlemen. My president is infinitely cooler than yours. And also nerdier. This is not a conflict.
omg
/dies
I knew I made the right choice.
OBAMA PLEASE USE YOUR PRESIDENTIAL POWERS TO REVIVE PHIL LIKE JESUS
omfg i love this man
Ladies and Gentlemen, my president.
That’s it. I’m moving to the US.
I remember reading this when it was first tweeted. It might have ruined part of the movie for me, but it was so worth it.
These notes….xD
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I JUST HAVE A LOT OF FEELINGS.
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I know there was a headcanon before about Phil being the son of someone from Doctor Who, but - come on. Fury’s always known that his real father is Agent K, thanks to a mysterious phone call a few months after he hired Phil, threatening to completely wipe his memory and make him believe he’s the prima ballerina for The New York City Ballet if anything should happen to Agent Coulson.
Fury wasn’t happy, but understood. Government men don’t play around when it comes to their kids. Plus, it gave him the perfect plan for Coulson’s eventual departure.
Phil, of course, is alive and well, serving as a mailman for a small town in Massachusetts.
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Ahhhhhh, they signed as their characters!
- Tony’s signature is ridiculously big and gaudy. Lulz
- Also, Clint’s little arrow. Abububu. <3
And Bruce is all tiny and unobtrusive and shy
ohhh Bruce bb
/cries
THOR all caps, of course he’s all caps…
and Cap is so modest he thinks he needs to confirm who he is.
oh my god.
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Can you see the message? :) —Agent Chrome
Well done, agent. Our man has a sharp eye for detail, so this message is sure to catch his eye — Agent Glyph
Well fuck
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*sob*
MY NEW CRACKPOT THEORY: Canton Everett Delaware III’s son is Agent Phil Coulson of SHIELD. Canton’s the bio-dad; his partner’s name is Coulson. So Phil ended up with one dad’s hairline (and dress sense…) and the other dad’s surname. The reason why Agent Phil Coulson is so good at dealing with weird shit is that he fucking grew up with it. Because don’t tell me that Canton wasn’t recruited by SHIELD as soon as he got fired from the FBI. He helped a bunch of time-travelers deal with an alien invasion, stood up to the President of the United States, and did it all without batting an eyelid. CLEARLY PHIL COULSON’S PERPETUAL, FAINTLY-SMILING CALM IS A GENETIC TRAIT.
I VOTE YES WITH EVERYTHING I HAVE.
WHERE ARE THE FICS I WANT THEM NOW.
WHEN SUDDENLY EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD MAKES SENSEMOTHER OF GOD
I APPROVE
HEADCANON ACCEPTED.
DO WANT.
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